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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Introducing Pope Francis. When we saw white smoke coming out of the Sistine Chapel yesterday we knew that either Snoop Dogg is performing at the Vatican, or they choose a new Pope. And Pope Francis is from Argentina. And he speaks Spanish. So although he may be the catholic leader of the world he is not welcome in Arizona. And Pope Francis is 76 years old, which is good, because that means he’s too damn old to overpower a child.